As found, of course, on the B3ta board

(Sometimes the Poorhouse feels he has had worse)

Sky News does occasionally tell the truth.

At least it had the decency to expel its seedy chunder into the toilet.

Fruity but futuristic fashion sense?

Please do feed the animal.

Or as the accompanying email indicated...how comfortable would you be sitting exposed on this?

The Poorhouse cannot quite envisage how the tongue mechanism would work, but is more than happy to attend a demonstration if any avid reader happens to have one.