Music to watch geeks by

It's Monday. We need entertainment. Let's start with Brad Paisley, with his country ditty simply entitled "Online". Note guest appearance by the Shat.


Then there's "Dontcha Wish Your Cell Phone Was Hot Like Me?", a version of the Pussy Cat Dolls' classic of course, only this time obsessing over the geekgasm that was the iPhone, rather than filthy hos.


Lyrics below:

Online - lyrics from Complete Album Lyrics

I work down at the Pizza Pit
And I drive an old Hyundai
I still live with my mom and dad
I'm 5 foot 3 and overweight
I'm a scifi fanatic
A mild asthmatic
And I've never been to second base
But there's whole 'nother me
That you need to see
Go checkout MySpace

'Cause online I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6 foot 5 and I look damn good
I drive a Maserati
I'm a black-belt in karate
And I love a good glass of wine
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell them I don't want nothing serious
'Cause even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
So much cooler online

When I get home I kiss my mom
And she fixes me a snack
And I head down to my basement bedroom
And fire up my Mac
In real life the only time I've ever even been to L.A
Is when I got the chance with the marching band
To play tuba in the Rose Parade

Online I live in Malibu
I pose for Calvin Klein, I've been in GQ
I'm single and I'm rich
And I've got a set of six pack abs that would blow your mind
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell them I don't want nothing serious
'Cause even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
So much cooler online

When you got my kind of stats
It's hard to get a date
Let alone a real girlfriend
But I grow another foot and I lose a bunch of weight
Every time I login

Online
I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6 foot 5 and I look damn good
Even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah, I'm cooler online
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah, I'm cooler online

Yeah, I'm cooler online

Yeah, I'll see ya online


Dontcha Wish Your Cell Phone Was Hot Like Me? - lyrics from the Dot Comix.
Ok
Yeahh
Oh, we about to get just a lil less music and a little more i-phone (oooh, baby)
Ladies, lets go
Fanboys, lets go (ladies)
Let me talk to ya’ll .. and just you know, tell you “oh one more thing”
Listen (fellas)

Ya see this phone’s hot
Everytime I turn it on, i drag mah finger ‘cross the spot (are you ready)
Making phone calls fast like a geek with a new gem
works in almost any country
Yes, I’m quad band G-S-M (lets fly)
checkin’ weather reports like there ain’t nothin to it
slick quicktime trailers, high rez when i do it
i pinch the screen to zoom so far away
gimme the number
conference the party before i leave
[Randi’s voice w/backup]
I know you want me (I know you want me)
I know you do (I know you do)
That’s why you’re droolin’
Whenever you see me on the news
But if you really meant it (if you really meant it)
Well then for a week (then for a week)
You’d be one of those guys who camped out in front
of the Mac Boutique
Baby!
[Chorus]
Dontcha wish your cell phone was hot like me
Dontcha wish your keypad was button free?
Dontcha?
Dontcha?
Have fun with your Razr (have fun with your Razr)
I guess it’ll do (I guess it’ll do)
The Blackjack looks sleek, but you’ll still be a dork from my point of view.
You text on your sidekick (like Paris Hilton)
But I know you want me (know you want me)
You say “Hello Moto” but I know you’re lusting
For more memory.
Shhhh!
Dontcha wish your cell phone was raw like me (raw)
Dontcha wish you spent more than half a G. (half a G)
Dontcha?
Dontcha baby?
Dontcha?
Apple
Mac
Steve


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