Still no experiment results sorry, but instead a bit of entertainment. Just one Internet-meme-famous step down from the Hoff, William Shatner is most famous for being something of a philanderer with aliens from a distant planet - although please note it was only aliens that looked like women with pretty faces, boobs and everything rather than the sort that looked like a big lump of gooey vomit-strewn rock he was interested in.

Since the great Captain Kirk died faffing around in interdimensional nexuses or something similar he's had more TV-time to go on chat shows and drive fast cars. Well, who wouldn't? The important thing is that someone has remixed a bit of backchat and a whole lot of seat-of-your-pants-too-fast-terror together in a music video extravaganza almost worthy of the Cillit Bang crown. Clicky below:

(found via Chickyog thanks)

The Shat is no stranger to rather embarrassing videos, this being the least of all his troubles. To take one of a million random examples, here he is "singing" Rocketman, deep from his ever emotional heart. In space no-one can hear you sing...which is no doubt why he was such a successful starship captain.